It's Not Big and It's Not Clever...(Part 3)

Regular readers will know that I'm not averse to the odd rude road sign - and I also love it when journalists spend their valuable time telling us all about rude place names.

So let's pay tribute to this fascinating piece in The Metro today on rude place names.

I've not been to most of these places mentioned - although I have been to Cockington and very enjoyable it was too, even though we didn't get to meet the Reverend A. Dick, or come up against Fanny Lines.

Of course our office is better travelled than me. Dr Dave spent some considerable time in Germany, although he claims never got to grips with the Wank people (obviously not to be confused with the Wanka people of Peru) and somehow Linsay spent a year in Hong Kong without finding herself down the Wan King Path of an evening.

I may show this important piece to my boss too...apparently a family living in Butt Hole Lane Loughborough have moved out because they have become sick of people mooning.

Slow news day? You can bet your Thong (small town on the A2) on it.