Fed Ex, Dem Wins and Horn Pens

Let's sum up last night...

Britney Spears is divorcing K.Fed (so does that dispatch make her a Fed Ex?).

The Democrats stormed the elections in the US. Thank God. (All we need to do now is win back California - although at least having Arnie there means he can't make any more crap films for a while, which is something, I suppose.)

And Watford lost to Newcastle in the Cup, which was annoying for a number of reasons: 1) We lost, 2) I couldn't go to the game because I was in a Housing meeting in Council, and 3) ITV's rubbish sports coverage failed to show the penalty shoot out in it's entirety.

Also, on grounds of taste, shouldn't Freddy Eastwood's wonder goal for Southend against Man United have been disallowed due to him chewing gum all match. Not only a Health & Safety concern but an ugly side of the modern game no-one wants to see replicated on local parks pitches.

Think that's about it. Hope tomorrow is as exciting. :-)